Seven simple rules for a life in hiding


One
Never trust a cop in a raincoat.

Two
Beware of enthusiasm and of love - each is temporary and quick to sway.

Three
When asked if you care about the world's problems, look deep into the eyes of he who asks. He will not ask you again.

Number four and five
Never give your real name and if ever told to look at yourself, never look.

Six
Never say or do anything the person standing in front of you cannot understand.

And seven
Never create anything. It'll be misinterpreted. It will chain you and follow you for the rest of your life. And it will never change.